Dining out is no longer an option. Dining on what used to be out? Also not an option (prions, bad manners). So, we elevate the pantry.
Pro tip: Avoid the “Live, Laugh, Loot” aesthetic. It’s passé. Go for “Post-Mortem Minimalist.” How to Fuck in a Zombie Apocalypse -v0.10 Publ...
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Your dream home is not a suburban McMansion (too many windows, too many former neighbors who now want to eat your face). It’s the second floor of a 24-hour hardware store. Why? Concrete walls, roll-down security gates, and an entire aisle of machetes. But we’re not animals. Curb appeal matters. String up some solar-powered fairy lights on the barbed wire. Paint a cheerful mural on the barricaded entrance: “Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter” in a friendly, looping cursive. So, we elevate the pantry
We are at version 0.10. Not finished. Buggy. The graphics are terrible, the NPCs are aggressive, and the permadeath feature is a nightmare. But the lifestyle? It’s simpler. You wake up. You don’t get eaten. You find a working lighter. You laugh.
The pool is small. And occasionally, someone gets a fever and turns during the appetizer course. Awkward.