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The headline read: “Local Woman’s Fern Reaches ‘Philosophical Level’ of Growth.”

Inside, the weather forecast was replaced by a poem about the barometric pressure’s feelings. The classifieds were stranger still: “For sale: One slightly used shadow. Casts beautifully to the east. Inquire after dusk.” The Gazette Flac

She took a sip of cold coffee, leaned back, and wrote the next day’s headline: a glitch occurred.

But one October morning, a glitch occurred. The Gazette Flac